I’m sorry if this blog is turning into a travel blog. But here’s a third Paris story.
Boulevard Haussmann is one of the city’s great thoroughfares (to use the right meta-data term) and is known to be where we can find the headquarters of SPECTRE.
While visiting SPECTRE today I learned a lot about how SPECTRE is exploiting big data as an important way of keeping up with the tough competition in its industry sector today. But all that is of course a secret.
When asking about if they still has trouble with Bond the answer was:
“Bond? – Jimmy Bond? – The sexy data scientist who is working for NSA?”
“Oh no, I replied. James Bond.”
“Oh, yes” the SPECTRE chief data manipulator replied. “He was with British Intelligence. But he has been moved to the EU Data Protection Service. He just got his license to fine. Now 2% and soon 5% of our global turnover each time. Very dangerous man. Very dangerous”.
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